hellomynameisginny: mangobug: meatandsarcasm:seagreeneyes:hotel-denouement:148km:cloysterbell:the-lone-midget:  #NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM USES NAGINI’S BLOOD AS SOY SAUCE  #the core of neville longbottom’s wand is the tears of his enemies and a dragon heartstring he ripped out with his bare hands #neville longbottom calls himself harry potter on the knight bus to avoid attention #the wizard prison used to be named after neville longbottom—it used to be called badasskaban  #the sorting hat is no longer used at hogwarts. students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of neville longbottom. #neville longbotton could have been the boy who lived but voldemort chose harry instead because he knew neville longbotton would kick his sorry ass #mimbulus mimbletonia sap is not an enemy deterrent so much as a plant orgasm from being touched by neville longbottom. #Hogwarts no longer teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts, they just hand out Neville Longbottom masks.

hellomynameisginny:

mangobug:

meatandsarcasm:seagreeneyes:hotel-denouement:148km:cloysterbell:the-lone-midget:

 #NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM USES NAGINI’S BLOOD AS SOY SAUCE

 #the core of neville longbottom’s wand is the tears of his enemies and a dragon heartstring he ripped out with his bare hands

#neville longbottom calls himself harry potter on the knight bus to avoid attention

#the wizard prison used to be named after neville longbottom—it used to be called badasskaban

 #the sorting hat is no longer used at hogwarts. students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of neville longbottom.

#neville longbotton could have been the boy who lived but voldemort chose harry instead because he knew neville longbotton would kick his sorry ass

#mimbulus mimbletonia sap is not an enemy deterrent so much as a plant orgasm from being touched by neville longbottom.

#Hogwarts no longer teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts, they just hand out Neville Longbottom masks.

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